Don't poke your finger in your pussy, but put it in before I change my mind

If you don't undress nicely, don't whine about torn clothes

So persistently set her ass up that the guy wasn't indifferent

I came for a back massage, but it turned out that sex was already included in the price

The new girl hasn't yet learned how to massage, so she just fucks clients

Santa sent a cute little elfie instead of a present — even better!